Thoughts from the Dustbin

… almost the width of Gatting

A consideration of all evidence in order to give a clear and decisive answer regarding the theory that Australia weren’t good in the Ashes, but were made to look that way by a terrible England (includes relevant figures)

397 runs 12-127 (Click here for more information) 482 run target 281 run victory Not on home ground Against the number 1 test team Just saying.  

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The art of shutting up

Soooo … Shaun Marsh and Mitchell Johnson, huh? And remember the old days of harassing Piggy Smith and campaigning for the Traffic Cone? You know Twatto is going to come … Continue reading

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You might want to be seated for this – it’s huge news. It’s everything you’ve been waiting for. Wait for it … Yes! Twatto is finally on Twitter as @ShaneRWatson33 … Continue reading

February 8, 2014 · 12 Comments

The Alternative Allan Border Medal 2014

It’s that time of the year again – when fake tans come face to face with dress tape and hair bleach and, at some point, someone awards a medal to … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · 7 Comments

Dustbin advertising post: The commemorative Ashes DVD

Had a great cricket summer? As shocked as the rest of us that Australia suddenly discovered how to play? Had a good giggle at England capitulating with such applomb and … Continue reading

January 19, 2014 · 3 Comments

The Ashes checklist

I know it’s been a while – sorry about that. There’s been lack of sleep, the Big Bash league, work, romance, Christmas and a wee incident involving a glass of … Continue reading

January 5, 2014 · 7 Comments

Some nice things about Mitchell Johnson

Yesterday on facebook, I promised that if Mitchy got a pile of wickets I’d say something nice about him and not make fun of that ridiculous porn-star-esque lovely ‘tache. Here … Continue reading

November 22, 2013 · 14 Comments
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