>So, Little Stevie Smith has been called up for the Boxing day test to replace My Lord NMH should he not be fit.
My Lord has a groin injury.
It would be so easy to claim that my dearest Christmas wish had come to fruition and that I am somehow responsible for the sore groin.
How I wish it were true, but sadly it’s not.
Sigh …
Forget my Amazon wishlist; forget all the hints I’ve been dropping; I want one of these for Christmas:
Please, Santa …?
>What did you do to him Sid?!
>He really is kinda cute, ya know.
>And I promise to look after him, I'll feed him and walk him every day. I know an offy is not just for Christmas
>Very nice photo of him, he is cute, and amongst the idiots of the bowling attack, always seems like he has a brain as well!
>What Lou says
And blue suits him well."I know an offy is not just for Christmas
"ROFL
>And love him and hug him and kiss him and play with him and make him score 75 on nightwatchman duty.
>That worked a treat, didn't it?I won't be happy with anything less than 100 next time though.