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‘Marcus fights his battle with mediocrity’
Not sure I’m with you there:seems to me that Marcus has already won that battle and has reigned as King of Mediocrity for quite some time now.
Poor mediocre Marcus, he needs love and support. Or beer money.
Katich must be regretting his decision to return to this lot. He looked pretty unhappy today.
Doesn’t Katich always look like that these days? Seems to me that he’s been looking decidedly disgruntled for the better part of two years now. Except when whatshisname suggested that Capt Awesomepup ought to be punched in the nose. I remember Katich smiling then.
He does have a tendency to look like a grumpy old bastard, doesn’t he? I’m sure having to put up with Michael Beer doesn’t help.