… almost the width of Gatting
The tour is over, the Ashes still theirs, the weather is starting to chill here in the UK and the players must be keen to get the hell out of here. To celebrate that the pain is finally done, you have the chance to win … erm … pride? A smile? I can send you a book about how awful Australians are, if you really want it (because I don’t).
To win all you have to do is tell me, in 4 words or less, what the hell Michael Clarke is holding here:
*not a real one, I can afford that stuff