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Some nice things about Mitchell Johnson

Keep it up, Mitch, and soon they'll like you as much as they like me.

Keep it up, Mitch, and soon they’ll like you as much as they like me.

Yesterday on facebook, I promised that if Mitchy got a pile of wickets I’d say something nice about him and not make fun of that ridiculous porn-star-esque lovely ‘tache.

Here goes:

Mitchell, you are … tall (?). Your tatts are  in no way utterly stupid and that time you were out injured because of an infected tattoo was not even remotely funny. The Mitchy love girls can have their day of “Mitch isn’t just a pretty face”, although if I owned horses I’d been keeping them right away from those dodgy lasses.

Mitchell you … erm … well, you got 4 wickets. That was kind of nice.

For the love of Nate, can I stop now please?

Right, I’m off to shower inboiling hot bleach and then google image search Sexy Harris for a while.


14 comments on “Some nice things about Mitchell Johnson

  1. lou
    November 22, 2013

    We like Mitch. Even when we want to kick him from one end of Aus to the other. Hope he knocks some blocks off throughout the series cos we are stuck with him now.

    • kirbyakasid
      November 23, 2013

      This is true – we are not getting rid of him until he’s a zombie, clinging on into his late 30s Punter style. Perhaps I ought to get used to him.

  2. lou
    November 24, 2013

    And he’s Mo of the Match. Drop him for Adelaide I say. He’s never had a good match there that I recall.

    • kirbyakasid
      November 24, 2013

      Good point. Don’t want to kill his confidence before Perth. Who shall we have in Adelaide? Do we bring back Forks? He has the batting skills as well.

  3. Beggy Beggers (@beggyg)
    November 24, 2013

    If I owned horses…. heh.

    • kirbyakasid
      November 24, 2013

      Admit it, he looks like a horses. With a silly ‘tache.

      Or are you secretly a Mitchy love girl?

  4. jackvittles1
    December 9, 2013

    Haha! Love this. Johnson is tearing England apart at the moment but i still cant’t bring myself to respect him. He bowls to the left….
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    • kirbyakasid
      December 9, 2013

      I have to correct you there – Mitch is not tearing up England, the ‘tache is. Shave off that facial hair and business continues as usual.

      • jackvittles1
        December 9, 2013

        Haha! Yes, this very true. He’s just a wayward medium pacer when clean shaven.

  5. kirbyakasid
    December 15, 2013

    I’m afraid to write anything else on Mitch in case I jinx him. I’ll wait until we have the urn back.

  6. betti w. woo (@bettiwettiwoo)
    December 18, 2013

    Our Pony!

    • kirbyakasid
      December 18, 2013

      Oh good lord. Can we make it Our Tache, at least? Baby steps and all that.

      • betti w. woo (@bettiwettiwoo)
        December 19, 2013

        Yeee-e-e-es, except there’s Warner and his ‘tache too. Are we calling them Our ‘taches, then?

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