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Dustbin advertising post: The commemorative Ashes DVD

Had a great cricket summer? As shocked as the rest of us that Australia suddenly discovered how to play? Had a good giggle at England capitulating with such applomb and content to keep ignoring the fact that our top order still has a few issues? Well, why not? We’re off to play a decent team soon, so we may as well enjoy our moment in the sun.

And what better way to do it than with Cricket Australia’s fantastic commemorative Ashes DVD. With this five-disc extravaganza, you can relive such joyous moments as the Gabba sledging, Jimmy’s tears, TwattoLotto highlights, the dominance of the super ‘tache, Broad complaining about a sight screen and, most importantly, Pup finally holding the urn aloft. There are interviews with each Australian player involved, a photo gallery of all those wickets (plus some Twatto finger paintings) and never before seen footage of the side getting hammered with the Marsh brothers in Northbridge after the WACA test.

Included in the extras is an interview with Jess Bratich on the birth and growth of the ‘tache, complete with before, during and after photographs and, my personal favourite, a tribute to the demise of the post match interview made up of the best bits of those given by Alastair Cook across the series.

But that’s not all!

Order now and you will receive, absolutely free, Mitchell Johnson’s compilation album of love songs dedicated to his moustache, including a cover of Regina Specktor’s gorgeous Samson and the number 1 hit, written by Johnson himself, Thank Nate I ran out of shaving foam, it may just have saved my career.

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But wait – there’s more!

If you order in the next hour, you will also receive a single hair, plucked from the very lip of Mitchell Johnson, and placed between two sheets of sheer plastic – perfect for displaying on your mantel or, alternatively, flushing down the toilet.

Why wait? Order right now and you will get, for the low price of $29.99 plus $5.99 postage, the 5 disc commemorative DVD collection, the compilation CD AND the displayable/flushable lip pube. You heard right! All that for the low price of $29.99 plus $5.99 postage.

Click here to order yours now from

3 comments on “Dustbin advertising post: The commemorative Ashes DVD

  1. Betti W. Woo
    January 19, 2014

    A very fine collection indeed.

    I am, perhaps, a little bit disappointed that a segment of Twatson’s finest leg befores and subsequent reviews, a failure in two acts is not included, but I suppose that since England did not so oblige, there wasn’t much you could do?!

    • kirbymeehan
      January 19, 2014

      I’m sure they are included, as are our top order’s catalogue of ordinariness, but I just forgot to list them. Also included is Bailey’s post series interviews explaining how proud he is to have messed with the heads of many an England player. Don’t worry, it’s all there.

  2. lou
    January 21, 2014

    Does MItch play chopstix on that pianola?

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